My granddaddy

When my granddaddy
Was a hundred and one
He did the Nijmegen marches
Just for fun

When my granddaddy
Was a hundred and two
He did the Nijmegen marches
Just for something to do

When my granddaddy
Was a hundred and three
He did the Nijmegen marches
Between his dinner and his tea

When my granddaddy
Was a hundred and four
He did the Nijmegen marches
And he found it such a bore

When my granddaddy
Was a hundred and five
He did the Nijmegen marches
Just to prove he was alive

When my granddaddy
Was a hundred and six
He did the Nijmegen marches
On a pair of walking sticks

When my granddaddy
Was a hundred and seven
He did the Nijmegen marches
On the way to heaven

When my granddaddy
Was a hundred and eight
He did the Nijmegen marches
Up to the pearly gates

When my granddaddy
Was a hundred and nine
He did the Nijmegen marches
With the angels all in line

When my granddaddy
Was a hundred and ten
He did the Nijmegen marches
And said lets do it all again